long black dress satin Honey Maxi - US 4 this true wrap silhouette balances a surplice neckline and flutter sleeves for a confident Charming Off The Shoulder Simple

And I will have to continue to get all dressed up, and then completely conceal my outfit by tying large tea-towels, or napkins, or tablecloths, or whatever else I can get my hands on, around my neck

This is something Id wear for a winter day in Texas, but not necessarily a winter day in Colorado

We'd recommend going braless

I knew I wanted a midi length, so I cut the skirt pieces at one of the lines for attaching trim to View 1

(Hint: Follow the CST rule.) Because, unfortunately, simply piling on all the black items in your wardrobe does run the risk of turning you into an amorphous blob rather than a sleek head-to-toe look